Jokes???????!
Question: Jokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
what is a very funny joke!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
NOOOOO!.!.WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!?!?!?
BECAUSE SHE WAS WALKING BY AN EL POLO LOCO!!!!
LOL!.!.!.!.!.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL BLACK PEOPLE RUNNING DOWN A HILL!?!?!?!?!?
A MUD SLIDE!.!.LOL!!!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF MEXICANS IN A POOL!?!?!?
BEAN DIP!!!LOL,HAHAHAHA!.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOK,AND A MEXICAN!?!?!?!?
A BOOK HAS PAPERS!.LMAO!!!!!!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The bartender asks, "What's that for!?!?!?!?!?!?
The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts"!.
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A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head!.
The bartender says,
"Can I help you!?" The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!" lol!!!!!!!!!
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PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that!."
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day!. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course!. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer!. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen!. You are truly a kind man!."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
BECAUSE SHE WAS WALKING BY AN EL POLO LOCO!!!!
LOL!.!.!.!.!.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL BLACK PEOPLE RUNNING DOWN A HILL!?!?!?!?!?
A MUD SLIDE!.!.LOL!!!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNCH OF MEXICANS IN A POOL!?!?!?
BEAN DIP!!!LOL,HAHAHAHA!.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOK,AND A MEXICAN!?!?!?!?
A BOOK HAS PAPERS!.LMAO!!!!!!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
The bartender asks, "What's that for!?!?!?!?!?!?
The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts"!.
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A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head!.
The bartender says,
"Can I help you!?" The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!" lol!!!!!!!!!
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PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum!."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that!."
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day!. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course!. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer!. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen!. You are truly a kind man!."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a man who was watching TV when he heard his wife walk in!. He called her and said, "Can i please have a beer before it starts!?" She went and brought him a beer!. He drank it up quickly and asked again, "Can i please have a beer before it starts!?" HE drank it and once again he asked "Can i please have another beer before it starts!?"
And his wife said, "WHY DO U DRINK SO MUCH BEER!!? YOUR GONNA GET DRUNK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" And the husband calmly replied, "it startedWww@Enter-QA@Com
And his wife said, "WHY DO U DRINK SO MUCH BEER!!? YOUR GONNA GET DRUNK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" And the husband calmly replied, "it startedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why'd the chicken cross the playground!?!?
To get to the other SLIDE!.!.!.
hahahahahhahahahah it gets me every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other SLIDE!.!.!.
hahahahahhahahahah it gets me every time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you get down off an elephant!? you don't,you get down off a duckWww@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Noris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com