Can I have a Braille menu please?!
Question: Can I have a Braille menu please!?
A blind man walks into a posh restaurant and asks for a braille menu!. The manager apologizes profusely and says that they haven't got one!.
"No matter," says the man, "!.!.!.just bring me a few used forks from the kitchen, I've a very sensitive nose!.!.!.it'll help me choose!."
A rather sceptical manager brings an assortment of forks!. The man proceeds to sniff each one in turn!.!.!.
"Sniff, sniff!.!.!.ugh, lasagne, I hate cheese!.!.!."
"Sniff, sniff!.!.!.mmm Boeuf Bourguinon!.!.!.!.!.I'll have some of that!.!."
He enjoys his meal and walks out!.
The same happened the next night!.!.!.!.he sniffed a selection of dirty forks and chose Coq au Vin!. The manager was astounded!.
The next night the man came in again, asked for the usual choice of forks!.!.!.!.this time the manager was determined to catch him out!. He went into the kitchen and told his wife!.!.!.
"Glenys!.!.!.!.!.take a few CLEAN forks from the drawer, rub them in your underwear!.!.!.!.let's see that smart Alec get out of this one!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"No matter," says the man, "!.!.!.just bring me a few used forks from the kitchen, I've a very sensitive nose!.!.!.it'll help me choose!."
A rather sceptical manager brings an assortment of forks!. The man proceeds to sniff each one in turn!.!.!.
"Sniff, sniff!.!.!.ugh, lasagne, I hate cheese!.!.!."
"Sniff, sniff!.!.!.mmm Boeuf Bourguinon!.!.!.!.!.I'll have some of that!.!."
He enjoys his meal and walks out!.
The same happened the next night!.!.!.!.he sniffed a selection of dirty forks and chose Coq au Vin!. The manager was astounded!.
The next night the man came in again, asked for the usual choice of forks!.!.!.!.this time the manager was determined to catch him out!. He went into the kitchen and told his wife!.!.!.
"Glenys!.!.!.!.!.take a few CLEAN forks from the drawer, rub them in your underwear!.!.!.!.let's see that smart Alec get out of this one!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMFG that is soooo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another 'Classic Oldie', 10/10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha my friend told me that the other day! niiiiiice!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A goody but oldie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how did he no!.!.!.!.!.!.!. oh!.!.!.!. DISGUSTING!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com