Which of these two Little Johnny jokes do you prefer and why?!
Question: Which of these two Little Johnny jokes do you prefer and why!?
1) Little Johnny in the rose garden!.
Little Johnny was playing in the rose garden with his friend Bill!.
Bill got a big thorn in his hand and started to cry uncontrollably!. Johnny tried to console him!. "There, there don't cry Bill, I'll ask Mum for a cup of cider so that you can put your finger in it!."
"Sob, will it, sob, make it, sob, better!?"
"Well, I've heard my big sister say, every time she gets a big prick in her hand she always puts it in cider!."
2) Little Johnny's sister has menstrual problems!.
Little Johnny's sister Janie had just started her periods and wasn't feeling too well!. The teacher told Johnny to escort her home then to come straight back!.
"It's not fair, how can you stay at home and I have to go back!?"
"Well, Johnny, I'm ill!."
"Ill!?!?!.!.!.you don't look ill to me, you're making it up!."
"No, really I'm bleeding!."
"Bleeding!.!.!.I can't see any blood!.!.!.you're telling lies!."
She took him into a field and showed him!.!.!.
Johnny looked aghast and said!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny was playing in the rose garden with his friend Bill!.
Bill got a big thorn in his hand and started to cry uncontrollably!. Johnny tried to console him!. "There, there don't cry Bill, I'll ask Mum for a cup of cider so that you can put your finger in it!."
"Sob, will it, sob, make it, sob, better!?"
"Well, I've heard my big sister say, every time she gets a big prick in her hand she always puts it in cider!."
2) Little Johnny's sister has menstrual problems!.
Little Johnny's sister Janie had just started her periods and wasn't feeling too well!. The teacher told Johnny to escort her home then to come straight back!.
"It's not fair, how can you stay at home and I have to go back!?"
"Well, Johnny, I'm ill!."
"Ill!?!?!.!.!.you don't look ill to me, you're making it up!."
"No, really I'm bleeding!."
"Bleeding!.!.!.I can't see any blood!.!.!.you're telling lies!."
She took him into a field and showed him!.!.!.
Johnny looked aghast and said!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
2nd reminds me of-
Johnny goes into the bathroom and sees his mum nude in the bath!. He asks 'what is that hole in between your legs, mummy!?' She replies, 'Erm!.!.!.that is where daddy hit me with an axe!.
'Good shot!' said Johnny, 'He got you right in the cun!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Johnny goes into the bathroom and sees his mum nude in the bath!. He asks 'what is that hole in between your legs, mummy!?' She replies, 'Erm!.!.!.that is where daddy hit me with an axe!.
'Good shot!' said Johnny, 'He got you right in the cun!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
#2 its hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like them both number 2 more than 1 though because its more typical of a guy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like them both but like the 1st one more because the 2nd one is a bit nasty :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, wow these are some jokes!.
umm i think the funnier one is
'Little Johnny's sister has menstrual problems'
because of the way, well idk its just funnier!Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm i think the funnier one is
'Little Johnny's sister has menstrual problems'
because of the way, well idk its just funnier!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second is funnier!. But a it's a little nasty!. The first one, I just don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
The second one made me lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao defo the 1st oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
these jokes are not funny!. they are crude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one!. l o freakin lWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
these jokes aren't that funny
but i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
but i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is way too funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one is LOL funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one is funny!.!.<^><!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both are funny!
But the second one is funnier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But the second one is funnier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com