Good joke!?!
Question: Good joke!!?
Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer!. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little!. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother!.
When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw!? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were!.!.!.!.!.!.!."
And his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny"!. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal!. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story!."
At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again!.
"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid!. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer!."
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When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw!? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were!.!.!.!.!.!.!."
And his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny"!. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal!. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story!."
At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again!.
"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid!. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer!."
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Answers:
HAHA!
One day, little Billy walked into the bathroom to find his mom, who had just come out of the shower!. He looks up and asks, "Mommy Mommy! What are those!?" The mother replies, "Well, Billy, these are balloons!. And when you die, they inflate and take you up to heaven!." Amazingly, Billy believes this, and walks off!. The next day, Billy came running up to his mom shouting, "Mommy Mommy! Aunt Gertrude is dying!"
"What!?" replies the mother, in shock!. "How can you tell!?"
"Well," the boy replies, "her balloons are deflated, Daddy's blowing them up, and she's screaming 'God I'm coming!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, little Billy walked into the bathroom to find his mom, who had just come out of the shower!. He looks up and asks, "Mommy Mommy! What are those!?" The mother replies, "Well, Billy, these are balloons!. And when you die, they inflate and take you up to heaven!." Amazingly, Billy believes this, and walks off!. The next day, Billy came running up to his mom shouting, "Mommy Mommy! Aunt Gertrude is dying!"
"What!?" replies the mother, in shock!. "How can you tell!?"
"Well," the boy replies, "her balloons are deflated, Daddy's blowing them up, and she's screaming 'God I'm coming!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol so now both the mommy and daddy are embarrassed^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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