Funny jokes anyone???!

Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer!. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a little!. When he peered in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother!.

When she showed up with some groceries, he said "Mommy, Mommy guess what I saw!? I saw daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were!.!.!.!.!.!.!."

And his Mother said, "Stop right there, Johnny"!. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal!. When I wink at you, and then tell me the story!."

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again!.

"Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw daddy on the bed with the maid!. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run!.!.!.!.run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused!. A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls!." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"


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This guy was walking down the street, and he walked into a bar and he said "ow!"
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This one blonde was in a dry river, in a boat!. THis other blonde was driving along and noticed her rowing a boat in an empty river!. The blonde got out of her car and said "What are you doing!?!"

The blonde in the boat said "I'm trying to get across!"

The blonde that was driving yelled "You're the type of blonde that give other blondes a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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Q: what do you call a gay dinosaur!?
A: mega-sore-@$$Www@Enter-QA@Com

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why is there no Mexicans are star trek !? cuz they don't work in the future either

what does the Naccp stand for !? now apes are called people
(q) above also alt answer ( N-i-g-g-e-r-s now ate Caucasian people

what is the strongest a bodybuilding blackman or a bench !? the bench because the bench can support a family of 4Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Life was lonley!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
No one was there!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I had no good friends!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
And then!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. u!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. came in2 my life!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Then!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. then i !.!. realize!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
wat !?!? wat!?!?!? can u tell me wat!?!?!?

ALONE WAS BETTER !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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