Do you believe in luck ?!
Question: Do you believe in luck !?
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years!.
"So, how's life been for you!?" Ed asked!.
"Not too good," Ted replied!. "My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dock into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust!."
"Damn, that sounds terrible!.!.!." Ed said!. "What business were you in!?"
"I sell good luck charms," said Ted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"So, how's life been for you!?" Ed asked!.
"Not too good," Ted replied!. "My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dock into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust!."
"Damn, that sounds terrible!.!.!." Ed said!. "What business were you in!?"
"I sell good luck charms," said Ted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!! if u say luck is their i wouldn't buy it from Ted~~!!!!! lolzzzz
that is one mister disaster~~!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is one mister disaster~~!!!!!!! lolzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
well, luck is a matter of guts and beliefs lets say u have a good luck charm and u want to win a game like basket ball, u get the guts to play better because u think your going to be good!.see what i mean!? sence u think your going to win and your positive u try harder to win, but its not luck!. its YOU trying to winWww@Enter-QA@Com
Horrible
Horrible
Horrible
Poor TedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Horrible
Horrible
Poor TedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lucky white heather,get your lucky white heather here,good joke amigo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sure i believe, specially after that :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like he should have embezzled one or two of those charms!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
very funny
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!! love it- its good to hear some fresh jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool!Www@Enter-QA@Com