To forgive your enemies ?!
Question: To forgive your enemies !?
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies!?"
80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
" Mrs!. Neely!? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?"
" I don't have any" She replied, smiling sweetly!.
"Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual, how old are you!?"
"Ninety-eight!." she replied!.
"Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said"
"I've outlived the bitches!."
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80% held up their hands!.
The Minister then repeated his question!.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady!.
" Mrs!. Neely!? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies!?"
" I don't have any" She replied, smiling sweetly!.
"Mrs!. Neely, that is very unusual, how old are you!?"
"Ninety-eight!." she replied!.
"Oh, Mrs!. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world!?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said"
"I've outlived the bitches!."
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Answers:
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I would have laughed, but your joke was cr?p!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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