I need a really good Face line!!! hehe, help!!! :D?!


Question: I need a really good Face line!!! hehe, help!!! :D!?
I need to make a fun of my friend, we are shooting these funny lines at each other! heheh, need really funny line!
like!.!.!.
You are so fat people jog around you for exercise (and all these YO mama jokes) hehehe
10 points for the best! :D
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Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride!.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct!.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her *** and thought she was makin' a booty call!.
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle!.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions!.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost!.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how's this:
Coming up on her 40th birthday, a woman went to her doctor, Dr!. Wong, because she couldn't get a date in years!. So she went and checked in, and the receptionist told her the doctor would be with her shortly!. He came out and took her back, and when they got in the room, he told her to take off her clothes!. So she obliged!. He then told her to get on all fours and crawl all the way to the other side of the room!. Again she obliged!. He then told her to crawl back on all fours!.

When she got back to him, he said "Ma'am, you have what we call Ed Zachary Disease!."

"Ed Zachary Disease!?" she asked!. "What's that!?"

"Its when your face looks Ed Zachary like your butt!."
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~yo mama's so fat she fell in target and landed in walmart
~yo mama's so old she walked in to a ansient store and when she tried to go back out the guard kept her
~yo mama's so stupid she sold her car 2 get gas money
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YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NAMES HER FARTSWww@Enter-QA@Com

is this a joke or a riddle!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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