Adults only - Walmart greeter?!
Question: Adults only - Walmart greeter!?
I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after
retiring!. Unfortunately, with the increase in gas prices and prices in
general as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less
sensitive!. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart Greeter, a good
find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day!.!.!.!.!.!.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart!.
Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?' The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins!. The oldest one's 9,
and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are
you blind, or just stupid!?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice!. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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retiring!. Unfortunately, with the increase in gas prices and prices in
general as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less
sensitive!. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart Greeter, a good
find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day!.!.!.!.!.!.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance!. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart!.
Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?' The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins!. The oldest one's 9,
and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think they're twins!? Are
you blind, or just stupid!?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice!. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Answers:
that scunt would have gotten a who fcked you the blind elf!. I swear that had me rolling!. Thanks darling needed a laugh!. Hard day!. You a people person too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats a good one!. I must send that one to my wife!. I'm retired from wal-mart my choice since I have a online job and she is in store planning for wal-mart she's on the road so i must send it to her!. Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man!.!.!.you are born to make people laugh!. Never even think of retiring from here!. Keep all of them coming!. Escellent way of saying jokes is coming so naturally to you!. I am sad only becuase I cant give you more than one star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha!.
Good Answer!.
"So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice!."
ha ha classic ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good Answer!.
"So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
you got laid twice!."
ha ha classic ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny! I see someone like that everytime I go to Walmart! I want to say something snide, but don't have the guts!. I think you're my new personal hero! Good for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Steve!
I'm really surprised they fired you!.
I would have thought they would have moved you to customer service!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm really surprised they fired you!.
I would have thought they would have moved you to customer service!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny stuff
On a serious note, have you eve rnoticed how the ugly ones are always the meanest!?
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On a serious note, have you eve rnoticed how the ugly ones are always the meanest!?
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LOL !. !. !. Good call!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would of said much worse,but sometimes you do wonder if they really should be parents!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HIGH FIVE also!.!.!.lol!.!.!.good one!. now next time i go into walmart ill think of that!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard that story before,it keeps getting funnier every time i hear it!.Looks like being a greeter is not your cup of tea!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Super Answer and Hilarious!.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.Great Job! I know you lost your job but maybe something will sink in with that customer!. Still!.!.!.this is great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
flamo!.!.!. too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it haha too funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one keep them coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i actually LoL'd
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that was some funny shyt steve
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i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was some funny shyt steve
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i love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my gosh dude that was awesome im in class and i laughed out loud like an idiot lol =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. yea umm lol prolly not cut out for that job!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I L M F A O!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Lol!.!.!.!.!.Dont even think of applying Steve!.!.!.just stay here with us, You never know we might get paid for our witt!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com