Help what do you think of this one i just recieved ?!
Question: Help what do you think of this one i just recieved !?
The Golden Fiddle
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field!. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace!. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps!. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was!.
"How can you trust her to be here by herself all day, while you go out and work the fields!?"
"I trust my wife," the farmer said!. "She's never been unfaithful!."
"I'll make you a little bet!. If I take your wife upstairs, she'll be unfaithful!. If not, you can have my plane!. But, if she is, I get your fiddle!."
"It's a deal!." So, the pilot and the farmer's wife go upstairs!. About a half hour passes, and the farmer picks up the fiddle and starts playing it!.
"Be true to me, Be true to me, Be true for just one hour!. Be true to me, Be true to me, And his airplane will be ours!." Another fifteen minutes pass, and suddenly he sees his wife coming down the stairs!. He asks her if she stayed true to him!. She walked over, picked up the fiddle, started playing it!.
"He kissed me on the lips, He kissed me on the t*ts, He kissed me in the middle!. He kissed a spot that you forgot, and you lost your f*cking fiddle!."
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A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field!. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace!. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps!. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was!.
"How can you trust her to be here by herself all day, while you go out and work the fields!?"
"I trust my wife," the farmer said!. "She's never been unfaithful!."
"I'll make you a little bet!. If I take your wife upstairs, she'll be unfaithful!. If not, you can have my plane!. But, if she is, I get your fiddle!."
"It's a deal!." So, the pilot and the farmer's wife go upstairs!. About a half hour passes, and the farmer picks up the fiddle and starts playing it!.
"Be true to me, Be true to me, Be true for just one hour!. Be true to me, Be true to me, And his airplane will be ours!." Another fifteen minutes pass, and suddenly he sees his wife coming down the stairs!. He asks her if she stayed true to him!. She walked over, picked up the fiddle, started playing it!.
"He kissed me on the lips, He kissed me on the t*ts, He kissed me in the middle!. He kissed a spot that you forgot, and you lost your f*cking fiddle!."
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Yes that is another funny one and a good laugh, I do not know who is sending the jokes to you but ask them to send more please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Aren't you easily pleased!.You must be Jo Brand,to be that unfunny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha i liked this one it was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
so!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
uh!.!.!.cool!?
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LOL!. I hae never heard that one before so have a star from me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com