Does sex, blond and a frog all go together...?!
Question: Does sex, blond and a frog all go together!.!.!.!?
A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an Exotic pet!. As she looks about the store, she notices a box Full of live frogs!.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with Complete instructions!."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her!. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just Follow the instructions!." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home!.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully!. She does Exactly what is specified:
1!. Take a shower!. 2!. Splash on some nice perfume!. 3!. Slip into a very sexy nightie!. 4!. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do!.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point!.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any Problems or questions, please call the pet store!."
So, the blonde calls the pet store!. The man says, "I'll be right over!."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell!. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions!.
The damn frog just Sits there!." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this One more time!.!.!.
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The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with Complete instructions!."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her!. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just Follow the instructions!." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home!.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully!. She does Exactly what is specified:
1!. Take a shower!. 2!. Splash on some nice perfume!. 3!. Slip into a very sexy nightie!. 4!. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do!.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point!.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any Problems or questions, please call the pet store!."
So, the blonde calls the pet store!. The man says, "I'll be right over!."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell!. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions!.
The damn frog just Sits there!." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this One more time!.!.!.
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Answers:
I didn't see that coming!.!.!.
then again,neither did she!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
then again,neither did she!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As the clerk climbed ontop of her she felt no enjoyment "wait!" she said "your boring me" she climbed on all four "roxy!" she called!.!.!. her big pit bull came running in her room "can you please show him how its done!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT WAS FUNNY!! HAHA!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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My answer is so the clerk had sex with the frog he would have had to in order to show her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
very clever lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO i love it LOL thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now that's another good joke, I could not see that punchline coming!. Thanks for sharing with us a real good laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!
That made me laugh heehee
:)
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That made me laugh heehee
:)
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I'm sorry, but that's one pf those jokes you groan at, not laugh at!. Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You Mr Naughty you!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt expect thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!. smart frog (smarter pet shop owner!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol GAY FROGWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, it made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!
what a perv! lmbo!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a perv! lmbo!Www@Enter-QA@Com