Maybe you should talk louder?!
Question: Maybe you should talk louder!?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose!. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath!.
'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other!. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!. They look fine!.'
The man slowly pulls Off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, '
Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but listen very very closely, 'Are - my - test - results - back!?
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'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'are my testicles black!?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir!. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet!.
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check!. Are my testicles black!?'
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers!. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other!. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!. They look fine!.'
The man slowly pulls Off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, '
Thank you very much!. That was wonderful, but listen very very closely, 'Are - my - test - results - back!?
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Answers:
A bit of a handful, that one, ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ew but it was funny! hehe if i was the nurse i would quit! Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That nurse needs to get her mind out of the gutter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, thats aboutall i can say about that one
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LOL!!! that one definitely made me LOL!. =) star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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made me chuckle!.!.!.!.nice one
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PAHAHAHA!!!
love this!!
i'm going to tell it to all my friends!
thanx!
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love this!!
i'm going to tell it to all my friends!
thanx!
have fun?Www@Enter-QA@Com