Who has got the greatest Chuck Norris Joke?!
Question: Who has got the greatest Chuck Norris Joke!?
stuff like chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
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Answers:
-Chuck Norris can divide by 0!.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revoving door!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom!. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!.
-Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs!.
-When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris!.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability!. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back!. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming!. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month!.
- Chuck Norris' main export is pain!.!.!.
Hehe, those are my favorites!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Chuck Norris can slam a revoving door!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom!. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!.
-Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs!.
-When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
-Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris!.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability!. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back!. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming!. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month!.
- Chuck Norris' main export is pain!.!.!.
Hehe, those are my favorites!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am not sure about the best chuck norris joke, but here is a good one: Some kids piss their name in the snow!. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete!.
for the best results type in "chuck norris jokes" into google or go to http://www!.jokehell!.com/chuck-noris-joke!.!.!.
i would like to apologize for the swearing in the joke, hope i helped you
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for the best results type in "chuck norris jokes" into google or go to http://www!.jokehell!.com/chuck-noris-joke!.!.!.
i would like to apologize for the swearing in the joke, hope i helped you
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On the 6th Day God said, "Let the earth bring forth the living creature according to its kind: cattle, and creeping things, and beast of the earth, each according to its kind"; and it was so!.
On the 7th day, Chuck Norris said, "I'll take it from here," and it was so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On the 7th day, Chuck Norris said, "I'll take it from here," and it was so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris has the best poker face ever!. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
caution, don't search for him on
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When It rains!.!.!. chuck norris doesnt get rained on!.!.!. the rain gets chuck norris!.!.!. all I gotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who the hell is this Chick Norris anyway!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer!. Too bad he has never cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shhh, he might hear you!Www@Enter-QA@Com