Do you think this one is a little naughty?!
Question: Do you think this one is a little naughty!?
A CHICKEN FARMER WALKED UP TO THE TICKET WINDOW AT THE THEATER AND THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, 'SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER!?'
THE OLD FARMER SAID, “THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK!. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES”!.
'I'M SORRY SIR,' SAID THE TICKET AGENT!. 'WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER!.'
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER!.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE!.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM!. THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE!.
'MARGE,' WHISPERED MILDRED!.
'WHAT!?' SAID MARGE!.
'I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT!.'
'WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO!?' ASKED MARGE!.
'HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT,' WHISPERED MILDRED!.
'WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,' SAID MARGE!. 'HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL!.'
'I THOUGHT SO TOO,' SAID MILDRED, 'BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!.
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THE OLD FARMER SAID, “THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK!. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES”!.
'I'M SORRY SIR,' SAID THE TICKET AGENT!. 'WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER!.'
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER!.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE!.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM!. THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE!.
'MARGE,' WHISPERED MILDRED!.
'WHAT!?' SAID MARGE!.
'I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT!.'
'WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO!?' ASKED MARGE!.
'HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT,' WHISPERED MILDRED!.
'WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,' SAID MARGE!. 'HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL!.'
'I THOUGHT SO TOO,' SAID MILDRED, 'BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!.
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Answers:
GB I like my popcorn so that is a big no no, he would have his head sliced off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a similar one:
Two girls go to the movies!. Partway thru, one leans over and whispers to the other, "Let's go!.!.!.this pervert sitting next to me just started whacking off!."
The other said, "Can't you just ignore him until the movie's over!?"
The first replied, "Not really, he's using my hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two girls go to the movies!. Partway thru, one leans over and whispers to the other, "Let's go!.!.!.this pervert sitting next to me just started whacking off!."
The other said, "Can't you just ignore him until the movie's over!?"
The first replied, "Not really, he's using my hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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No I do not think this joke was naughty but I do think it was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO naughty and funny just how i like my jokes LOL!. Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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