What sound do pigs make ?!
Question: What sound do pigs make !?
The Sound of Pigs
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew
what sounds farm animals made!. She asked the kids to raise their hands
if they knew the correct sounds!.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes!?" she asked!.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher!. "What sound does a sheep make!?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy!.
She continued this for a while!. Then she asked, "What sound does a pig
make!?"
All the hands in the class went up!. She was surprised at the response!.
She chose little Tyrone at the back of the class!.
He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall,
mutha-fucka!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Never, Never have sex with a pig!.
It will always squeal on you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It will always squeal on you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is one of my fave police jokes
Things not to say when stopped at the roadside by the police
1!. Wow you must have been going damned fast to catch me up
2!. Can you hold this beer for me while I get my license out of my bag
3!. Can I request a full strip search
Liked your one too and will be sharing it with my friends at work tomorrow!. Thanks
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Things not to say when stopped at the roadside by the police
1!. Wow you must have been going damned fast to catch me up
2!. Can you hold this beer for me while I get my license out of my bag
3!. Can I request a full strip search
Liked your one too and will be sharing it with my friends at work tomorrow!. Thanks
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very, very funny!. Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO that was brilliant LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Instead of Mary and Billy, sounds they be like La'keisha and Kane!.
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Now that is Really funny! I shall be e-mailing my friends and family this one - ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
corr blimey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very cute!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.that is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats cute
but we mustnt laugh at the law
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
but we mustnt laugh at the law
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
he should have said oink lolWww@Enter-QA@Com