Did you hear this joke about a drunk?!
Question: Did you hear this joke about a drunk!?
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me!. That is including you, bartender!."
The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42!.50 please!."
The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender!. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money!. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders for everyone except the bartender!.
The bartender says, "What, no drink for me!?"
"Oh, no!. You get violent when you drink!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42!.50 please!."
The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender!. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money!. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders for everyone except the bartender!.
The bartender says, "What, no drink for me!?"
"Oh, no!. You get violent when you drink!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I heard this joke before and it is funnier than the last one, but not exactly one to make me rotflmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
No I just read itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, I've never heard that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i like the stuff u postWww@Enter-QA@Com