Now here's a joke for the office worker, do you like it?!
Question: Now here's a joke for the office worker, do you like it!?
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake!. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth!. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down!.This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit!. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry!. I didn't mean to hurt you!. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going!. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am!." It's quite ok, " replied the snake!. "Actually, my story is as yours!. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother!. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you!." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny!. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail!. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit!." "Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement!. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me!." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls!. I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior management!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Has some people lost there sense of humour !? well you haven't oh i wish i could tell jokes like you greybeard your the man keep them coming lol scottish babe but so true that's why i don't work in an office anymore xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehe, like it a lot!. while i don't work in an office, i know people who do, and this sort of thing suits them totally! btw, you forgot lawyer!
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it!! hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
bahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny totaly get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
very true!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry pal but there is only 3 days to answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO LOL!. I love it!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol das funny lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's funny because it's true!!! LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i get it one of those "i hat my boss" jokes very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com