A very funny joke for this Morning ???????///?!
Question: A very funny joke for this Morning !?!?!?!?!?!?!?///!?
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question!.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left!?"
"None!.", replied Johnny!. "'cause the rest would fly away!."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher!. "But I like the way you are thinking!."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now!. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one
Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her
cone, which one is married!?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone!?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger!. But
I like the way you are thinking"!.
The Teacher Fainted!.!.!.
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"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with
your gun, how many would be left!?"
"None!.", replied Johnny!. "'cause the rest would fly away!."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher!. "But I like the way you are thinking!."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now!. If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one
Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her
cone, which one is married!?
Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone!?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger!. But
I like the way you are thinking"!.
The Teacher Fainted!.!.!.
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Answers:
are maine bhi to aap se 1 ques pucha tha
"Kya aapki jokes ki factory hai !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
{Agar best lage to yeh zarur batana}
App india ki kaun si state aur city mein rehte ho!?!?
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"Kya aapki jokes ki factory hai !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
{Agar best lage to yeh zarur batana}
App india ki kaun si state aur city mein rehte ho!?!?
plz batana zarurWww@Enter-QA@Com
EL!.OH!.EL!. LOL ahhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!. That was awesome! Star for you ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
AAHAHAHA!! I love it!! Nasty teacher!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi man this is good one this time !.Thank you and wish you nice day and come with more jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha, very good and so funny, thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was the second good joke that I saw this morning, I think I will keep reading them!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was sooooo funny, but where in the world are you as it is 3!.35pm in the UK
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i really like this joke xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for the giggle!. Keep the good jokes coming XWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha Very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny !!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah, thats a good one!.
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hah! not badWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is not really good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love little johnny jokes!!! they always cheer me up!. thanks for sharing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bit gross!.!.!.but nice anyway!. Worth a laugh!. I wonder, how old is little Johnny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh!
Ha ha!
LOL!
How old is Little Johnny, anyway!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!
LOL!
How old is Little Johnny, anyway!? Www@Enter-QA@Com