Contest!!!!! Get 10 points!!!?!
Question: Contest!!!!! Get 10 points!!!!?
Hey do you have an amazing story that you want to tell, but no one will listen!?
Tell me your story, if its the funniest story then i choose you as the best answer and you get 10 points!!!!!!
there are some rules!.!.!. Anything you want to say is aloud, just don't get to loud with the swears!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell me your story, if its the funniest story then i choose you as the best answer and you get 10 points!!!!!!
there are some rules!.!.!. Anything you want to say is aloud, just don't get to loud with the swears!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Omg this is embarassing!.!.!.!.
Well, my sister came into m room one night and said:
"Jade!? what does ORGASM mean!?"
SO, i said:
"WTH, well!.!.!.!.!. its urm a !.!.!.!.!.!. an erm!.!.!. its a sort of feeling you get when your happy!.!.!."
She said: "OHHHHH!"
We went to our grandmas the next day and my uncle fell off his chair so, we all burst out laughing, then all of a sudden my sister shouted:
"HAHAHA omg im having an ORGASM!!" just out of no where!. It went completel silent and then m motehr asked who taught her that word!. to which she replied:
"jade did!"
Lmao! lol it was really embarrassing! xx
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Well, my sister came into m room one night and said:
"Jade!? what does ORGASM mean!?"
SO, i said:
"WTH, well!.!.!.!.!. its urm a !.!.!.!.!.!. an erm!.!.!. its a sort of feeling you get when your happy!.!.!."
She said: "OHHHHH!"
We went to our grandmas the next day and my uncle fell off his chair so, we all burst out laughing, then all of a sudden my sister shouted:
"HAHAHA omg im having an ORGASM!!" just out of no where!. It went completel silent and then m motehr asked who taught her that word!. to which she replied:
"jade did!"
Lmao! lol it was really embarrassing! xx
Www@Enter-QA@Com
one day, i was running extremely late for work!. i got dressed in a hurry, threw on my coat, grabbed my keys, and drove 70mph to the office!.
while i was running through the parking lot, a co-worker saw me, and yelled "were you planning on finishing getting dressed after you entered the building!?"
i looked stumped - then i looked down and realized what she meant - i had on a blouse, nylons, heels, and an open trench coat!.!.!.!.
but i'd forgotten to put on my SKIRT!
i immediately got back in my car, and drove 90mph back home!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
while i was running through the parking lot, a co-worker saw me, and yelled "were you planning on finishing getting dressed after you entered the building!?"
i looked stumped - then i looked down and realized what she meant - i had on a blouse, nylons, heels, and an open trench coat!.!.!.!.
but i'd forgotten to put on my SKIRT!
i immediately got back in my car, and drove 90mph back home!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me and a friend went on a bike ride but I was in the back of a small baby trailer toed by the bike ( really fun)!. Anyway I suddenly began to smell dog poo and it was really bad!. So I told my friend to stop and we searched shoes and bikes we could not find any!. So we carried on and I was still there 400m away!. So we stopped again, but nothing!. When I got home I was standing in my room and the smell was still lingering!. So I took off all my clothes and changed!. But still the smell overpowered the room!. So I went and stood naked in the bathroom with no clothes in the room!. So I run a bath and again with the smell still there!. In frustration I feel my head and pull my hair!.!.!.!.There it was loads of dog poo in my hair (especially up the back) all stuck to it and in the exact balance of being dry and moist!.
It was along time ago but I will never forget it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was along time ago but I will never forget it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
on Halloween night i went trick or treating!.!.!.!. then i get up the next day and i'm in bed with a hot chick!.!.!.!. i get dressed and walk into the hall and everyone is lying all over the place!.!.!. one guy is sleeping on top of the tv, another girl is in the couch with a guy and every where!.!.!.!. i then leave and find out that the girl was my neighbor!.
This was my dream Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was my dream Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mary, a little blonde, was learning how to read!.
"HEY MOMMY! IT'S A FRICKIN' ELEPHANT!" Mary yells!.
Her mother looks shocked!. "What did you say!?"
"It's a frickin' elephant!"
So her mother looks at the book, and sure enough!.!.!.
african elephant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"HEY MOMMY! IT'S A FRICKIN' ELEPHANT!" Mary yells!.
Her mother looks shocked!. "What did you say!?"
"It's a frickin' elephant!"
So her mother looks at the book, and sure enough!.!.!.
african elephant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok, so the first can of monster i ever had, i got extremely hyper!. i couldnt sit still or stop twitching!. my ma made me run around the block 3 times and when i got home i fell over on the couch and slept for 12 hours!. fun times fun times :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time I was sleeping
And my friend called me drunk,
And told me they had to poop!.
They said they were outside my house!.
I opened my door and they were standing there
and actually had to use my restroom!.
:-/Www@Enter-QA@Com
And my friend called me drunk,
And told me they had to poop!.
They said they were outside my house!.
I opened my door and they were standing there
and actually had to use my restroom!.
:-/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its ok!.!.!.but!.!.!.!.
my sister and i were driving by this restaurant called ''chi-chis'' (boobs)
is u read spanish it sounds funny!.
or is it pronounced kikis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
my sister and i were driving by this restaurant called ''chi-chis'' (boobs)
is u read spanish it sounds funny!.
or is it pronounced kikis!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?
He had a b0ner!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
He had a b0ner!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
What is better than God, worse than the Devil, Rich people need it and poor people have it!.
*Nothing*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Nothing*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did your mom
A favor
by making you!
a sandwich! oh i love that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A favor
by making you!
a sandwich! oh i love that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some old guy runs against this way more qualified canidate!. And some how the older candidate expects to win!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I started my period at skool one day and blood was ALL OVER my pants it wuz so embaresing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
liqueur and ice cream that is all i can say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im just answering this for 2 free pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
one time, this person posted a really annoying story question that no one cared about, except they only posted to get 2 free points!.
did i win!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
did i win!?Www@Enter-QA@Com