Do you know any good your momma jokes?!
Question: Do you know any good your momma jokes!?
Answers:
Your momma is the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma is so fat she's in both sides of the family
yo momma is so fat when she booked a water bed in a hotel they out a blanket over the ocean
yo momma is so fat she got a job as being a screen at the cinema
yo momma is so fat they use her belly button as the local swimming pool
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo momma is so hairy down there that when you were born you almost died of carpet burnWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma is so fat when she booked a water bed in a hotel they out a blanket over the ocean
yo momma is so fat she got a job as being a screen at the cinema
yo momma is so fat they use her belly button as the local swimming pool
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo momma is so hairy down there that when you were born you almost died of carpet burnWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can I asked her what she was doing she said "grocery shopping"
Yo mama's so dumb when she got locked in the grocery store she ended up starving to death!.
Yo mama's so old that her breast milk turned to powder!.
Yo mama's so fat when God said "let there be light" he told her to move over!.
Yo mama's so fat that when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so old Jesus was in her math class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama's so dumb when she got locked in the grocery store she ended up starving to death!.
Yo mama's so old that her breast milk turned to powder!.
Yo mama's so fat when God said "let there be light" he told her to move over!.
Yo mama's so fat that when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so old Jesus was in her math class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust!.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch
Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa
your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application!.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continuedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust!.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch
Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa
your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application!.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continuedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, these are not really mine, they're my classmates:
yo mama's so fat that when she was in school, she sat next to everybody
yo mama's so ugly look what happened to you
yo mama's so ugly when she looked at the mirror and said, "I'm so beautiful," God came down and said, "LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!"
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yo mama's so fat that when she was in school, she sat next to everybody
yo mama's so ugly look what happened to you
yo mama's so ugly when she looked at the mirror and said, "I'm so beautiful," God came down and said, "LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!"
If you want some more better jokes, search "yo mama jokes" on yahoo!. You'll find a lot of sites that could help you!. For example:
www!.thejokeyard!.com/your_momma_jokes/
www!.yamommaso!.com
www!.ahajokes!.com/yo_momma_jokes/
Just search it!.
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Your Momma is Soooo Fat The Only Letters of The Alphabeat She Knows is K F CWww@Enter-QA@Com