What is the difference between a new wife and a new dog?!
Question: What is the difference between a new wife and a new dog!?
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Thats cute!!
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My favorite is: Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend!?
--45lbs
and our rebuttal: Whats the difference between a husband and a boyfriend!?
--45 minutes!!
Keep up the good work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one!.!. try mine:
Where is God !?!?
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where is God !?!?
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe thats funny
read this-
wats the difference between mother and wife!?
-one brings us in this world crying and the other makes sure we continue to do so!.
lol
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read this-
wats the difference between mother and wife!?
-one brings us in this world crying and the other makes sure we continue to do so!.
lol
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Nothing, it's just another dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
what a good dog hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, made me giggle!.
But 3 yrs on and I'm still excited to see my man!.
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But 3 yrs on and I'm still excited to see my man!.
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