Is this funny? Please don't be offended...?!
Question: Is this funny!? Please don't be offended!.!.!.!?
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter
It in the races!. However at the local auction, the going price for horses
was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead!. He figured that
since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races!.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S A$$ SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won!.
The paper read:
PREACHER'S A$$ OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A$$
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey!. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent!.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted!. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10!.00!.
Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10!.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free!.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter
It in the races!. However at the local auction, the going price for horses
was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead!. He figured that
since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races!.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S A$$ SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won!.
The paper read:
PREACHER'S A$$ OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race!.
The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A$$
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey!. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent!.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted!. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10!.00!.
Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10!.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free!.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO, too funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! extremely funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Hahahahahahaha :-D!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha LOL that so seriously funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL OMG THATS HILAIRIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha iv actually heard this before but i still laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was probly the most hilarious joke i've read in !.!.!. years!. that was so funny wow !.!. i'm gonna copy/paste/send this to my friends!. hope u don't mind =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOVED IT !. LOL!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It wasn't funny HAHA but it got a smile out of me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Idk why but I could not stop laughing for like 5 minutes lmao
good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is an old one!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL,,lucu lucuWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poor the bishop
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