Can You Finish The Joke and Make Me Laugh?!
Question: Can You Finish The Joke and Make Me Laugh!?
Make up a new ending for my joke! Whoever comes up with the one that makes me laugh the hardest gets best answer!. Note: I don't find sexual humor or cussing funny!.
My brother got into a terrible car accident; when he hit a 600 lb elk!. He got beat up pretty bad!. One of his ears was almost severed off, his arm was dislocated, and he had cuts and bruises all over him!. After he had been to the doctor, he stopped at a rest area!. He noticed a man staring at him, in shock and amazement, at his appearance!. He said to the man!.!.!. "I should divorce her, shouldn't I!?"
Although my brothers answer was hilarious!.!.!. Make me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My brother got into a terrible car accident; when he hit a 600 lb elk!. He got beat up pretty bad!. One of his ears was almost severed off, his arm was dislocated, and he had cuts and bruises all over him!. After he had been to the doctor, he stopped at a rest area!. He noticed a man staring at him, in shock and amazement, at his appearance!. He said to the man!.!.!. "I should divorce her, shouldn't I!?"
Although my brothers answer was hilarious!.!.!. Make me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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"you know what they say about rest stops,you interested in some rough sex!?"
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"this time i'm going to make sure i go into the MENS washroom"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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"this time i'm going to make sure i go into the MENS washroom"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He said to the man!.!.!. "elk-scuse me, but what are you looking at"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
he turned, saluted and said "Captain!. My Captain, and I knew then I had the respect of the whole shipWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!.!.!. I don't know what to say!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he said to the man, " mothers in law eh!?"
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that is the last time I try to take my pants off over my head!Www@Enter-QA@Com