My New Parrot: Enjoy Everyone!?!
Question: My New Parrot: Enjoy Everyone!!?
Recently I received a parrot as a gift!. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary!. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity!.
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary!.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot!. The parrot yelled back!.
I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder!. In desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer!.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed!. Then suddenly there was total quiet!. Not a peep was heard for over a minute!. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer!.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions!. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior!."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude!. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did!?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Be safe, be full, and enjoy this time of yearWww@Enter-QA@Com
I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary!.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot!. The parrot yelled back!.
I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder!. In desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer!.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed!. Then suddenly there was total quiet!. Not a peep was heard for over a minute!. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer!.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions!. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior!."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude!. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did!?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Be safe, be full, and enjoy this time of yearWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Haaaaaaa! I so wasn't expecting that!. LOLOL Loved it!. Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!.
((((Ashley))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
((((Ashley))))Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny and definitely got a chuckle out of me!. Guess I would shape up too, wouldn't want to be next in line : )
Hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving too and thanks for sharing a laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving too and thanks for sharing a laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow that parrot has an extensive vocabulary to say them big wordsWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. That was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but i've heard this one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was cute!!! Hee hee hee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com