What are you fave jokes or riddles?!
Question: What are you fave jokes or riddles!?
I just wanna know some nice jokes or riddles!. Just put down one of your favorites!.
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Answers:
After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game!.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice!. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I!. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA!.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help!. MI-6 cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down
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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt!. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant!.
"It's in case I get shot!. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out!."
"That's very sensible, sir!." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon!. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned!.
"Get my brown pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice!. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the F B I!. No one could solve it so it went to the C I A, then to NSA!.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help!. MI-6 cabled the White House:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down
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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt!. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant!.
"It's in case I get shot!. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out!."
"That's very sensible, sir!." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon!. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned!.
"Get my brown pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of my favorite riddles would be this one ::
If you were faced with this, what would you do!?
You’re in your car driving 60mph down a one lane road with large buildings on both sides!.
All of a sudden in the middle of the road 100yards in front of you at the intersection is a adorable puppy and at the same distance on the right is and elderly person crossing with a walker and on the left at the same time there is a 5yr old chasing a ball into the street towards the puppy!.
What would you hit first in order to save the others!?!?!?!?!?!?
THE ANSWER IS :
The brakes…!. Duh, how long have you been driving!? And if you haven't driven yet let this be a lesson to you!.
Now how many of you:
Chose the puppy!? Chose the elderly!? Chose the ball!? Chose the 5yr old!? Chose the buildings!?
I’m just curious to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you were faced with this, what would you do!?
You’re in your car driving 60mph down a one lane road with large buildings on both sides!.
All of a sudden in the middle of the road 100yards in front of you at the intersection is a adorable puppy and at the same distance on the right is and elderly person crossing with a walker and on the left at the same time there is a 5yr old chasing a ball into the street towards the puppy!.
What would you hit first in order to save the others!?!?!?!?!?!?
THE ANSWER IS :
The brakes…!. Duh, how long have you been driving!? And if you haven't driven yet let this be a lesson to you!.
Now how many of you:
Chose the puppy!? Chose the elderly!? Chose the ball!? Chose the 5yr old!? Chose the buildings!?
I’m just curious to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter!.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand!.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied!.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man!.
Naturally, the guy began to worry!.
"Is this your husband!?" he inquired nervously!.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him!.
"Your boyfriend then!?" he asked!.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear!.
"Well, who is he then!?" demanded the bewildered guy!.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A plane crashes somewhere in the Pacific, but three men survive!. They swim 3 miles east, and crawl onto the beach of an uncharted island!. They are met by a group of savage cannibal islanders!. The cannibals, like anybody, enjoy a good laugh, so they give the men a challenge!. If they failed, they would be eaten!. If they succeeded, they would be allowed to use a radio the islanders had to call for help!.
The cannibals tell them to go into the forest, and pick 10 pieces of the same fruit!.
The first man comes out of the forest holding ten oranges!. The cannibals tell them he is to shove them up his rectum, and he was not to make a noise!. The man, appalled but longing to be set free, does what they say!. He gets to 3, and srceams!. He is quickly killed and eaten by the islanders!.
Now the second man emerges from the tangle of branches and vines carrying 10 wild strawberries!. He too is told of what he has to do!. He gets to seven, then starts cracking up!. He is eaten!.
Up in Heaven, the two men are sitting down to a game of cards when the first man asks,"Why did you laugh!?" The second man responds with a grin,"I saw the other guy coming with ten pineapples!"
Hope you like it!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cannibals tell them to go into the forest, and pick 10 pieces of the same fruit!.
The first man comes out of the forest holding ten oranges!. The cannibals tell them he is to shove them up his rectum, and he was not to make a noise!. The man, appalled but longing to be set free, does what they say!. He gets to 3, and srceams!. He is quickly killed and eaten by the islanders!.
Now the second man emerges from the tangle of branches and vines carrying 10 wild strawberries!. He too is told of what he has to do!. He gets to seven, then starts cracking up!. He is eaten!.
Up in Heaven, the two men are sitting down to a game of cards when the first man asks,"Why did you laugh!?" The second man responds with a grin,"I saw the other guy coming with ten pineapples!"
Hope you like it!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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