Who Can Make Me Laugh the Hardest?!
Question: Who Can Make Me Laugh the Hardest!?
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Answers:
a bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods
the bear asks the rabbit "do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur!?"
the rabbit replies "no, i don't"
the bear wipes his @$$ with the rabbitWww@Enter-QA@Com
the bear asks the rabbit "do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur!?"
the rabbit replies "no, i don't"
the bear wipes his @$$ with the rabbitWww@Enter-QA@Com
Beware
I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping!.
This happened at the local Wal-Mart and it could happen to you!. Here's how the scam works!.
Two good looking 21 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the store while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat!.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse!. It was impossible not to look!. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the mall or downtown!.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat!. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat!. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet!.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am a victim of the latest scam while shopping!.
This happened at the local Wal-Mart and it could happen to you!. Here's how the scam works!.
Two good looking 21 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the store while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat!.
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse!. It was impossible not to look!. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the mall or downtown!.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat!. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat!. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet!.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple has a dog that snores!. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help!. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring!.
"Yeah right!" she says!.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring as usual!. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep!. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles!. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home, drunk from being out with his buddies!. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly!. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him!. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles!. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly!.
Her husband wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom!. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates!. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles!.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or what we did, old boy, but we won first and second place!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Yeah right!" she says!.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring as usual!. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep!. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles!. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home, drunk from being out with his buddies!. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly!. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him!. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles!. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly!.
Her husband wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom!. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates!. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles!.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or what we did, old boy, but we won first and second place!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drunk Goes Ice Fishing
There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go ice fishing!. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot!.
Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go!. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a hole in the ice!.
Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here!." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone!. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing!.
Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task!.
"Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble!."
"Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!"
"Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go ice fishing!. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot!.
Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go!. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a hole in the ice!.
Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here!." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone!. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing!.
Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task!.
"Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble!."
"Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!"
"Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There here 4 people on an air balloon, the driver, a bomb artist, a person from the army, and a teacher!. The driver says "The air balloon is going down you each need to drop off 1 thing each to get were we are going!." The teacher says "I'll drop off and apple I already got ten today!." The person from the army says "I'll drop off a gun, the army supplies me with too many!." The bomb artist says "I'll drop off a bomb because i have thousands!." After they did that they got to there destination!. At the same time a man was walking home from work when he saw a little girl crying!. He said "What's wrong little girl!?" She said " An apple hit my daddy and he died!." Then he walked down a block!. He saw next, a boy crying!. He came up to him and asked " What's wrong little boy!?" He said " A gun hit my dad and he died!." The man said " If i see another kid crying I'm going to go crazy!" He walked down another block and saw a boy laughing his head off!. The man came up to him and asked " What's so funny!?" The boy said " My dad farted and a building blew up!" The End!.
Hope it's funny!. It made all my friends laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope it's funny!. It made all my friends laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=6PaHcZUHI!.!.!. this should make you laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
little johnny ask his dad is god a man or a women he says both then he asks is god black or white and again he says both then he asks oh is god michael jacksonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ogden Nash poem : The bear looked kind
From behind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From behind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two fish are in a tank!. One turns to the other and says, " Do you know how to drive this thing!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kathy Griffin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
banannaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Muffin trumpet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com