Anyone know any really good jokes ?!


Question: Anyone know any really good jokes !?
10pts to the first person that makes me laugh hard, Im boredWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A first-grade teacher, Ms!. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students!. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem!?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade!. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms!. Brooks had had enough!. She took Harry to the principal's office!.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was!. The principal told Ms!. Brooks he would give the boy a test!. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave!. She agreed!.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test!.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3!?'

Harry: '9!.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6!?'

Harry: '36!.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know!.

The principal looks at Ms!. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade!.'

Ms!. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions!.'

The principal and Harry both agreed!.

Ms!. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of!?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs!.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have!?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets!.'

Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into!?'

Harry: 'Pants!.'

Ms!. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid!?'
Harry: 'Coconut!.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open!.

Ms!. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky!?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs!?'
Harry: 'Shake hands!.'

The principal was trembling!.

Ms!. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement!?'
Harry: 'Firetruck!.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven question s wrong!.!.!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here's a pretty funny one:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services!.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I may be a girl but I find these womens right jokes pretty funny!"

What did the man say to the lady w/ 2 black eyes!?
Nothin he done told he twice!.

What do you do if the dish washer stops working!?
Slap he and tell her to get back to work!

Why did the women cross the road!?
Who cares!? Why was she out of the house!

" Oh here is another one!"

WOMAN'S RIGHTS!!!

"Ok!. Here is a Blonde joke!."

A blonde wanted a job to do so she decided to ask neighbors for a job!. She went to one man and he said she could paint the porch!. She said ok!. He said he would py her 50 dollars and she agreed!. He told her all the things were in the garage!. She left and he went inside!. His wife asked him if the lady knew the porch went all the way around the house!. He said she should because she was standing on it!. When she was done she went to the door!. He said you done already!?!? She said yes and she took her money!. As she was leaving she said "Oh by the way, That wasnt a porch!. It was a ferarri!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two women walking back from the pub, they get caught short (need a wee)
One women runs over to a grave yard, and wee's behind a headstone!. And realizing she has nothing to wipe her self with, she decides to wipe herself on her very cheap underwear!

The second women runs over and wee's behind the same headstone!. Realizing the same, she needs to wipe!. But this young lady is wearing expensive underwear, too good to wipe with!.

So she fumbles around in the dark, to find a card placed in a bunch of flowers!. She uses this to wipe and they both go on there merry way!.

The next morning one of the husbands of the merry wives rings the other husband in despair!.

"Alright John, I think we need to keep an eye on our wives mate!. Mine come home with no knickers last night"

To which the other replies

"That's nothing mate! My wife came home with a card stuck to her **** saying -
From all the lads at the fire station we'll never forget you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer!.
Judge: And why is that!?
Defendant: Because my lawyer isn't interested in my case!.
Judge (to lawyer): Do you have any comments on defendant's motion!?
Lawyer: I'm sorry, Your Honor!. I wasn't listening!.
Judge: All right!. Any other questions!?


An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor's office!. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl!.
"Alright," said the doctor!. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes
off!."
"No, not me" said the girl!. "it's my old aunt here!."
"Very well," said the doctor!. "Madam, please stick out your tongue!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

THERE WAS A BLOND WHO NEEDED MONEY SO SHE WENT TO THE PARK AND GRABED A LITTLE BOY!. SHE WROTE A NOTE THAT SAID "LEAVE 10,000 DOLLARS IN A BAG UNDER THE SLIDE IN THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE PARK TOMORROW MORNING" THEN SHE STUCK IT TO THE LITTLE BOY AND SENT HIM BACK TO HIS MOM!.

THE NEXT MORNING SHE WENT TO THE SLIDE AND THERE WAS A BAG WITH THE MONEY AND A NOTE THAT SAID "I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLOND!." LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

Crack kills ( I )Www@Enter-QA@Com

no offense!.!.!.!.
why do black people go left!?
Because they have no rightsWww@Enter-QA@Com



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