There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. ?!
Question: There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident!. !?
!. The woman's face was burned severely!. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin!. The husband then donated some of his skin!.!.!.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks!. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty!. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did!. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks!. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty!. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did!. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
starred- still laughing as i write this- maybe its a married man thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A couple in a car accident, wife is OK, hubby has his penis ripped off!.
In an age of modern technology a graft is sort!.
The only thing suitable is an elephant trunk!. Hubby is embarrassed!.
Wife is absolutely beaming with pleasure, so, announces a party!.
At the party when the iced buns come round the trunk leaps out of
the trousers and disappears with said bun!.
"Stop that" says wife "That's very embarrassing"!. Husband replies
"You don't know what its doing with the buns"Www@Enter-QA@Com
In an age of modern technology a graft is sort!.
The only thing suitable is an elephant trunk!. Hubby is embarrassed!.
Wife is absolutely beaming with pleasure, so, announces a party!.
At the party when the iced buns come round the trunk leaps out of
the trousers and disappears with said bun!.
"Stop that" says wife "That's very embarrassing"!. Husband replies
"You don't know what its doing with the buns"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. That is so funny LOL!. Thanks for the laugh and have a star from me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA
funny!.!.
ima steal that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.
ima steal that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
nyahahahaha!!!!!!
thats so hilarious!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats so hilarious!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaah funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious! ;) good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was quite good!.!.!.thanks for the giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!. hahah *** face ahahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats wickedWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was good :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
What was theQ!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thanks, you made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
where did you get that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com