Glen from Deicide claims Bigfoot Sighting?!
Question: Glen from Deicide claims Bigfoot Sighting!?
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Glen Benton, vocalist and bassist for death metal legends DEICIDE, claims to have seen a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in a Florida state forest!.
In the latest issue of Terrorizer magazine, Glen tells the tale of one strange night in the middle of nowhere, where he believes he saw "the Florida Sasquatch":
"I see this big ******' thing lurched down on the side of the road!.!.!. It's this big grey thing!.!.!. it ******' clears the road in one ******' leap, 'ROOOOAHHR!' then into the woods!."
Glen describes following the creature into the woods in his jeep: "This thing's snapping down trees left and right!. All around was a smell like the inside of a dumpster!.!.!. This thing looked like a primate of some sort!. ******' huge eyes, but like part-orangutan and part-chimp!."
After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found!. Glen's experience was documented as an official sighting!.
Was it really a Sasquatch that Glen Benton witnessed that night!? One thing's for sure, it had to be something pretty weird for it to scare the man who some people call the Devil incarnate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Glen Benton, vocalist and bassist for death metal legends DEICIDE, claims to have seen a Sasquatch or Bigfoot in a Florida state forest!.
In the latest issue of Terrorizer magazine, Glen tells the tale of one strange night in the middle of nowhere, where he believes he saw "the Florida Sasquatch":
"I see this big ******' thing lurched down on the side of the road!.!.!. It's this big grey thing!.!.!. it ******' clears the road in one ******' leap, 'ROOOOAHHR!' then into the woods!."
Glen describes following the creature into the woods in his jeep: "This thing's snapping down trees left and right!. All around was a smell like the inside of a dumpster!.!.!. This thing looked like a primate of some sort!. ******' huge eyes, but like part-orangutan and part-chimp!."
After calling Florida Wildlife, the area was checked and tracks are said to have been found!. Glen's experience was documented as an official sighting!.
Was it really a Sasquatch that Glen Benton witnessed that night!? One thing's for sure, it had to be something pretty weird for it to scare the man who some people call the Devil incarnate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Does Glen do drugs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Glen needs to stop using whatever he is on nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was probably just some big old backwater hillbilly that lived in the swamps!. They grow them crazy rednecks big down there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It could have been Glen was high from eating mushrooms he probobly thought the sasquatch was his daddy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah!.!. weird for sure! Or highly halucinagetic drugs!? Overactive Imagination!? SPIN!?!?!?
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Wedge!.!.!. good point! ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Wedge!.!.!. good point! ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Really, how serious can one take someone with an inverted cross branded into his forehead seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Glen Benton also claims to be a Satanist, yet denied a gig when a promoter asked him to play on December 25th, citing the fact that it'll be Christmas Day and he'll be too busy celebrating it to be able to play a show!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think he was drunk!. More than likely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His claim pales in comparison to this one:
http://www!.celebritypuke!.com/2008/01/23/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.celebritypuke!.com/2008/01/23/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com