What is happening in your perfect musical heaven right now?!
Question: What is happening in your perfect musical heaven right now!?
In mine:
Dimebag is playing Guitar Hero with Kirk Hammett and Kerry King!. The Jonas Brothers are arguing over whose turn it is to have the front seat, before bitchslapping each other to death!. George Harrison and John Lennon are jamming with Paul and Ringo in their garage, and Freddie Mercury is helping with vocals!. Metallica's new album has been released and it is as good as And Justice For All and The Black Album combined!. There is no such thing as hiphop or R&B, and Britney Spears is admitted to the nuthouse!.
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Dimebag is playing Guitar Hero with Kirk Hammett and Kerry King!. The Jonas Brothers are arguing over whose turn it is to have the front seat, before bitchslapping each other to death!. George Harrison and John Lennon are jamming with Paul and Ringo in their garage, and Freddie Mercury is helping with vocals!. Metallica's new album has been released and it is as good as And Justice For All and The Black Album combined!. There is no such thing as hiphop or R&B, and Britney Spears is admitted to the nuthouse!.
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Led Zeppelin is working on a new double album while The Stones help to make it even better!. Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus kept fighting for mirror time and they all killed each other by repeated slaps with help from guitarists bashing them on the head!. Beatles are touring again with opening act of Big Star and Badfinger to make it darker!. Guitar Hero is going down between Clapton and Hendrix!. Brian Wilson is eating cookies and playing with The Beach Boys again!. No More Paris Hilton since she was shot early on!. Joplin joined up with Wonder to make more bluesy soul music!. Morrison comes back and kills off the rest of the bad music!. After that Woodstock goes on for two weeks and Cobain is not invited even though he is still alive!. also Avril Lavinge and Nelly Furtado are tied up and continually tortured by Marilyn Manson!. As well no one will ever have to hear Crank That ever again because Soulja Boy has been eaten by vicious dogs set loose by Ozzy!. Emo band members are chained up and used as human dart boards!. If a bad musician tries to break the rule of only good music allowed, they are forced to listen to revolution 9 over and over again and the only way out is suicide!. Bob Dylan is swimming alot while writing songs for an album to bad mouth new music!. All disco bands and artists are forced to stay in a room with constant bad smells going into it with no way out unless they commit suicide!. Elvis comes down from heaven and starts to kick the holy hell out of many new music artists!.The Who are touring again with original lineup and the old folk singers are playing alot of pool and having many drum and lyric circles that anyone good can join in on if they want!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In my perfect music heaven, Fall Out Boy is wanted for two accounts of terrbile covers (Walk and Beat It), Hendrix plays three gigs a week and teaches guitar lessons on the side, pop-punk doesn't exist, Dave Grohl punches Courtney Love in the face on a daily basis, Buddy Holly is touring with Weezer, and every attempt at re-creating Woodstock is a success!.
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I almost forgot, Avril Lavigne is blindfolded and hung by her ankles while Sid Vicious, The Ramones and any other real punks flog her with rocks anytime they want!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I almost forgot, Avril Lavigne is blindfolded and hung by her ankles while Sid Vicious, The Ramones and any other real punks flog her with rocks anytime they want!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are chained in the basement, where they're forced to hear bedtime stories written by the Jonas Brothers, told by Miley Cyrus, all of which happens while the ceiling slowly descends!.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney play ping-pong, at the time Queen plays Rock Band online, playing against Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars!.
Led Zeppelin crew are in the sauna near the hot tub, where Patti Smith and Janis Joplin are exchanging gossip!.
The White Stripes and Bob Dylan are playing swimming races at the pool!.
The Velvet Underground and Pink Floyd cover each other's songs!.
Hip Hop, Rap, R&B are paying for their sins against music in a trial with George Harrison, Fiona Apple and Beck, the judge being Kurt Cobain!.
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John Lennon and Paul McCartney play ping-pong, at the time Queen plays Rock Band online, playing against Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars!.
Led Zeppelin crew are in the sauna near the hot tub, where Patti Smith and Janis Joplin are exchanging gossip!.
The White Stripes and Bob Dylan are playing swimming races at the pool!.
The Velvet Underground and Pink Floyd cover each other's songs!.
Hip Hop, Rap, R&B are paying for their sins against music in a trial with George Harrison, Fiona Apple and Beck, the judge being Kurt Cobain!.
xD
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The Jonas Brothers aren't there, and Miley Cyrus heard herself sing and melted!. (Sadly, Billy Ray starved to death from no longer being able to pump his daughter for food money!.) Parasite Hilton, along with the Pussycat Dolls and Fergie, all died from their respective STDs!. Musical heaven, right there!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well besides what you've already mentioned, Disney singers/bands were all cancelled do to sudden lack of intrest, MTV started playing good music videos again, all great dead musicians come back to life and original GNR line-up gets back together, and ofcourse all other great bands that broke up and for now thats all i can come up withWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jim Morrison is singing 'Crystal Ship' to me!.
He wants another kiss, another flashing chance at bliss!.!.!.!.
Or maybe he is just reading poetry to me!.!.!.!.!.either way its peaceful and heavenly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He wants another kiss, another flashing chance at bliss!.!.!.!.
Or maybe he is just reading poetry to me!.!.!.!.!.either way its peaceful and heavenly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everything labeled "Christian Metal" has been destroyed, Ozzfest has as good of a lineup as Wacken always has, and there's a music channel (not owned by MTV) that only plays metal concerts and videos all day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rap got sent to hell along with Linkin Park and Nickelback!.
P!.S!. I know Courtney Love from before she met Kurt and she has never been less than absolutely kind to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!. I know Courtney Love from before she met Kurt and she has never been less than absolutely kind to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My perfect world of music is listening to Lena Katina :D She is an angel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com