Does a nybody know what the music from the 4 music advert is?!

It goes something like " you gave a kick I gave a slap you smashed a plate over my head" and at another bit, " A kiss with a fist is better than none" It is thwe advert with loads of artists on it and it has people getting water on them the hossiers hold up their name in 3d letters, please help if you can and thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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