What's the absolute most stupid thing you could say right now at this moment!
Question: my penis is stuck in the pop bottle...
Answers: my penis is stuck in the pop bottle...
arf arf arf arf arf
Git r done
lol
Pretty white hair, he..he.., dah.
Somebody out there loves me. Now, that's pretty far fetched.
daylight savings
FREE MIKE VICK!!!!!!!!!!
REALLY...FREE HIM!!!
"I'm gonna get more than 5 hours of sleep tonight."
My Names not really amber,lts Britney spears beleive me!
yer mom
1+1=cheese
not sure lol
suck a fart out my butt
purple pigs pollute
I just hit ALT F4
McNabb played an awsome game tonight
i are an idiot and i no nothin
what's the internet????
My dog named Bella...Ella...Ella.
I LOVE school
It's so cool
I can wait
'till it turns 8
On the clock
Not to grab a glock
And hold up a block
But rather I drool
And I can't stop
'till I get my hands on some delectable
Calc problems
There so delectable
Reserved for intellectuals
It leaves me so susceptible
I just wonder
With my thoughts asunder
One time I missed Comic Con
'Cause I frolicked on
The Composition of the Pythagorean Theorem into the Derivative Formula
Which when you insert the copula
Is
Let's you find out it is
On a very complex scope if ya
don't pay attention
And that leads to retention
YUAH!
Get under the house
id could scream the following
"VOOOODDDDDKKKKAAAAA"
"VOOOODDDDDKKKKAAAAA"
"SHOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEE"
hahahahahah
OK folks--vote for whomever George Bush tells you to, guys--because he's infallible, he talks to white-bearded deities up in the sky, he kept us out of war, he protected the constitution from fascists, he reformd elections so they're fair and full of clearly-defined ideas--and he made all of us rich except the millionaires, to whom he's been real mean!
A day without sunshine is like... like... like night...
Somebody, call maintenance!