What is the most clever thing you have ever said or heard?!
Question: Me? Nothing, that's why I'm asking you!!
;-)
Answers: Me? Nothing, that's why I'm asking you!!
;-)
i'm not a person of words... i just listen most of the time... but i did hear--well read this;
"Fear not, it
never goes well at first for
anyone.
But by no means should you
grow impatient. Impatience brings
uneasiness and distracts the
heart."- Kaepora Gaebora
that rings true for me.
any thing from the Gilmore Girls... that was a very witty clever show
I'm not sure if this is the most clever, but my Fiance's little brother said it the other day:
We asked him, "So who are you going to the dance with."
He said, "I don't go with girls, I just leave with them."
HE'S 10! I know he shouldn't say such things, but I was laughing so hard I was crying.
"Oh mother, I come bearing a gift! I'll give you a hint; it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster"
Stewie Griffin
Failing at something and getting back up is much less painful than to look back and regret not doing something.
- Greg Ryan
Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see, and you will go far