Whats the ONE question u really shouldn't ask a Cop when he strolls up to yo!
Question: When the cop got to my car window, my son asked if he could have a burger, fries and a drink and told him to super size it. I got a fine for $150.00
Answers: When the cop got to my car window, my son asked if he could have a burger, fries and a drink and told him to super size it. I got a fine for $150.00
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Do you have a narcotics dog with you?
Er....do you need a BJ or HJ?
Hey baby how much ?
have you seen my meth lab?
is that your night stick or are you just glad to see me?
Let me freshen up
aren't you the guy in the picture next to my girlfriends bed
Do you have a wife.
Let's play with Springfield.
Can u hold my beer for a second ? I think I lost my license down there when I rolled over that man , should I really look for it ?
i have a gun and drugs and my lsd is kickin in
If he has a wife
Was I speeding.....Sigh!!
"can you hold my joint while i find my license,maaaannnn, you have shinny sunglasses"
are you going to arrest me for my crimes?
have a doobie?
What the h*ll do you want?
Did your wife enjoy herself last night?
Do you smell pork?
is that a gun in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me??
Are your eye's glazed, cause of the doughnuts?
hey did you know, you look just like the guy in picture on my girlfriends night stand?
Does your WIFE.... Know... how you Speak to Women YOU do not know.... but have Stopped.... for No Real Reason at all !
Thanks for Asking ! RR
Just bribe him with a handful of coupons from Dunkin' Donuts. No questions need to be asked at all. LOL! And then say, "here ya go, get yourself something glazed."
I thought you had to be at least a bit fit to be a cop.
Hey officer how's it hanging ?
"hey your a cop so you should know, where is the best place to buy some....ummm..never mind that question...well...ya, nevermind this question"
"wanna hit?"
"hey pig, been to the doughnut shop lately"
"want a beer?"
"im supposed to stop at a red light?..really?"
what did i do? why did you stop me?
Could you make this quick i have to go rob the bank before it closes?
Er....do you need a BJ or HJ?
Hey baby how much ?
have you seen my meth lab?
is that your night stick or are you just glad to see me?
Let me freshen up
aren't you the guy in the picture next to my girlfriends bed
Do you have a wife.
Let's play with Springfield.
Can u hold my beer for a second ? I think I lost my license down there when I rolled over that man , should I really look for it ?
i have a gun and drugs and my lsd is kickin in
If he has a wife
Was I speeding.....Sigh!!
"can you hold my joint while i find my license,maaaannnn, you have shinny sunglasses"
are you going to arrest me for my crimes?
have a doobie?
What the h*ll do you want?
Did your wife enjoy herself last night?
Do you smell pork?
is that a gun in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me??
Are your eye's glazed, cause of the doughnuts?
hey did you know, you look just like the guy in picture on my girlfriends night stand?
Does your WIFE.... Know... how you Speak to Women YOU do not know.... but have Stopped.... for No Real Reason at all !
Thanks for Asking ! RR
Just bribe him with a handful of coupons from Dunkin' Donuts. No questions need to be asked at all. LOL! And then say, "here ya go, get yourself something glazed."
I thought you had to be at least a bit fit to be a cop.
Hey officer how's it hanging ?
"hey your a cop so you should know, where is the best place to buy some....ummm..never mind that question...well...ya, nevermind this question"
"wanna hit?"
"hey pig, been to the doughnut shop lately"
"want a beer?"
"im supposed to stop at a red light?..really?"
what did i do? why did you stop me?
Could you make this quick i have to go rob the bank before it closes?
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