I think my cat is an undercover agent, possibly for a foreign government..How ca!
Question: (backing away slowly) Haaahaha, you are so paranoid. What ever made you think that? (talking into tailphone...ABORT, ABORT, they're onto us)
Answers: (backing away slowly) Haaahaha, you are so paranoid. What ever made you think that? (talking into tailphone...ABORT, ABORT, they're onto us)
Check to see if he is wearing an earpiece and has weapons hidden in his fur. Also, check for possible Russian accent.
u just made me laugh
kill the lil pu$$y
Ask for his passport. Is he Siamese? That's a sure sign.
Don't take a chance, execute him now. lol
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck......
Strap it in a chair with a bright light shining in its face and then administer a dose of sodium pentathol........wait 2 minutes and ask it.
Hold on, you might be pregnant
You could discreetly ask if he works for the KGB or Scotland Yard. That would help. IF he doesn't answer tell him you've kidnapped his catnip!
Watch and make sure he doesn`t give any body language signals to the garden gnomes. I think they`re after your drugs man. I just know it, watch em man, watch em.