If I was "legally intoxicated" why was I arrested!?!
Question: Wait wait! If you were intoxicated, that would be a crime! But if you were legal, then it couldn't be a crime! Does not compute! Danger Will Robinson!
Very funny. Are you a comedian?
Answers: Wait wait! If you were intoxicated, that would be a crime! But if you were legal, then it couldn't be a crime! Does not compute! Danger Will Robinson!
Very funny. Are you a comedian?
were you driving??
That makes me say "hhhhm" Very funny!