Survey: One time I got so loaded that I ___________ ! What's your Secret?!
Question: I don't know how to put this into your blank -
I was in the Navy. I don't remember any of it.
Two days after this little party, I heard the ship's weapons officer telling the Captain, "That's him sir, (chuckle chuckle), that's the one." The details later related to me had something to do with a large prostitute (complete with polaroids), power vomiting from the 14th floor balcony, and being chased around the roof by hotel security.
There was a little bit of alcohol involved.
Answers: I don't know how to put this into your blank -
I was in the Navy. I don't remember any of it.
Two days after this little party, I heard the ship's weapons officer telling the Captain, "That's him sir, (chuckle chuckle), that's the one." The details later related to me had something to do with a large prostitute (complete with polaroids), power vomiting from the 14th floor balcony, and being chased around the roof by hotel security.
There was a little bit of alcohol involved.
I love to suck my thumb. I don't know why...
smoked a cigarette.
played truth or dare and took the dare and ended up running through downtown with my bra and underwear on the outside of my clothes.
pissed myself
**** my pants hahaha
had to unload
HONESTLY....
One time i got so loaded that i had sex with my best friends cousin in their bathroom and got caught and started crying and laughing and rolling on the floor!
that's my secret. happened July 19 :)
shat myself
I raped a donkey
fell asleep in the bathtub and my dad fished me out and put me to bed. the next morning when i woke up i could not figure out how i got my pajamas on and then i remembered...
One time I got so loaded that I passed out in front of a church and woke up to the police and ambulances because some old guy poked me with a stick and said he found a dead body I wasn't even a block away from my house luckily I lived in a good neighborhood or I probably would've been dead.
Played strip poker and lost...
puked, crap, in the shower and broke the shower knob.
never actually did get ...loaded?
Ended up with alcohol poisoning and have never been drunk since!
I stole an audi in an effort to drive wasted to some club... however, it broke down on the way. Furthermore, a nice police officer pulled up to assist us so... I ran like hell. After distancing myself from the law I found myself in a DHL Van lot... So... me being who I was at the time thought... it'll still get me to the club. And it did.
laughed so hard and couldn't stop, so I thought if i got down on the floor no one would notice me
I was invisible!!!!
ROFL
that was inside a store btw, and i was so messed up i couldnt even count my money
so glad I outgrew those days