If you jumped in a lake with 2 whole bags of raw potatoes tied to your body, cou!
Question: say there's some pretty fish in the lake and you want to catch them and make them your pets
Answers: say there's some pretty fish in the lake and you want to catch them and make them your pets
I'm Sicilian we use cement boots. Potatoes - you hillbilly.
sure, i bet i could.
of course, i'm not saying just how deep the water is going to be when i jump in.... lol
as long as the lake wasn't frozen over.... cause that would hurt and make me look silly and embarrassed.
Is that your evil plan?
Hmmmm...sounds like there is Tublet and a whole lot of BOOZE in the blender tonight.
In an Octopus's garden in the shade, and a tea party with Jimmy Hoffa's torso...
Here, you jump in after I tie this string around your waist so I can pull you back up...I want one of those blue and yellow fish, while your down there will you catch one for me? Cheers!
sure I could, but I am not gonna do it
I think that garlic mashed potatoes, slathered in butter, packed into Sunny Delight containers, would work better.
cinder blocks work so much better:)....
I prefer to tie two large, strapping young men to me, to weigh me down .....
either that, or I make sure I eat an entire box of Ding Dongs, 2 pepperoni pizza's, 5 Ho-Ho's and a 6 pack of beer first. A light snack like that is usually enough to drop me to the bottom in 31 seconds, flat.
That is how I help some of my "friends" reach the bottom...It is amazing what you can fit into the trunk of a Cadalliac.