Can I touch it...?!
Question: of course you can, can i touch them?
Answers: of course you can, can i touch them?
OK..
are your hands clean?
yes please
dont bite....hard
what ?
Nope. Private property!
lol depends what your talking about! hehe
No. You might break it.
Touch what?
Uh ... sure, hurry up though. :-)
wat u wanna touch???
uhh, touch what??
if you want to
NO
Nope.
whore
i would be offended if you didn't.
welcome
you can touch it
but the million dollar question is
do you want to touch it...?
get off the computer or I will call your mom!
What do you want to touch. Better not be me for sure.
pardon?
Its busy throwing up right now
How much do you want to spend ? If the price is right, you can do MUCH more than touch it!
ewww....no touch your own. idk where your hands have been
Only if you promise me you'll do what you told me you would do. Do you remember?
I don't know....can you reach it?
Touch what exactly?
Don't lose your touch! You're already suave with the guys.
here's some lotion...now you may touch it ;)
Better be wearing a face shield or out of the direct line of fire, unless your into that. 5-second warning is the best I can do.