Girls......what's the funniest excuse you have used to turn down a guy?!
Question: I have to help my aunt pick watermelon.
It was really sudden, and I was thinking of watemelon!
:)
Answers: I have to help my aunt pick watermelon.
It was really sudden, and I was thinking of watemelon!
:)
Im gay :)
My parents prohibit me from dating a man outside of my parents.
"I can't. I'm bedazzeling my socks tonight"
well i said its not me its you
and then after just burst out laughing
i know its mean but i coudlnt help it
it was quite funny at the time
Well, this one idiot guy just came up to me, and I did'nt even know him and he asked me out, and I just said "NOO!!!!"
I told him that I got mental problems..
Im Washing My Hair Sorry =S It wos the first thing that came to mynd :L
xxx
ummm....i'm not ready to date right now
This wasn't my excuse but a friend of mine once said to a real jerk,"No thanks, I already have an a$$hole." lol gross I know but it was funny.
i have my period and i can;t go out
i was going overseas to live.
I'm a cross-dresser &&
I'm allergic to him
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Once, a guy asked me out on a date and I didn't like him. I asked him if we could go on a double date instead. When he obliged, I asked him if I could bring along a male friend for the date.
"you are too sexy for me"
my parents wont let me date
The best way to send a man running: As soon as he starts hitting on you tell him that unless he is willing to raise the baby you are carrying as his own and marry you within a month he needs to keep on moving. Works every time.
i have strict parents, they don't allow me to have a boyfriend...haha memories..
Sorry....I don't date cops.
I'm grounded. lol
Sadly, this was used on me...."I have Herpes". A simple "get that thing out of my face" would have worked just as well.
Broads.
Once a guy offered to buy me a drink I wasn't interested, but he insisted, so when he came back and started talking to me, I mentioned that I had 7 kids (which I don;t) and you know I didn't see him for the rest of the night,
Said 'I've already got a boyfriend, you don't know him and never will' - then went on a date with his best mate
He said to me "what is ur name?"
and I said "Call me the way my boyfriend calls me!"
u out boy!
"ive just had a ton of Mexican food and at the moment the toilet ands its paper are my best friends. o yea...the air freshener as well. I'm really sry I'm sooo embarrassed."
and he said, "its fine do u want some beano or me to just wait till tmrw...."
so I said, "ok now I'm really sry but I was planning to have day old Chinese food tmrw...yea..."
and then I hung up and he never called back...thankfully