Ever squeal like a girl and blast the person sitting nearest you in the eyes wit!
Question: This works better if you are decidedly masculine, over 6 feet, and pushing 300 pounds.
Answers: This works better if you are decidedly masculine, over 6 feet, and pushing 300 pounds.
hahahahahahahaha... I have to remember that the next time I go to a football game !!!
only when i see those dam pupil germs making fun of me.
Well, not exactly with Lysol mind you... ^_^
Last time I recall doing anything like that, I was paying my mother a visit one summer. I was in my early 20s....
And well, my family was living in a trailer park at the time so these things happen, but....one of Mom's ex-boyfriends tried breaking into the place at about 1-2 a.m. So yeah, I did squeal briefly....
And shortly after that, as he came in, I blasted him *right between the eyes* with a heat-treated fencepost. Broke the sucker over his head too....the only reason I didn't knock him out was because he was already half-unconscious from being drunk. Turns out I had given him a concussion, busted one of his eardrums somehow and disturbed his sense of balance....
That, my friend, is the *correct way* to use the word "blast" as a verb, with regard to attacking another human being, by the way...seriously. Fire extinguishers, they *blast*.
Lysol doesn't, unless you're bacteria. ^_^ Hope this helps.