If you had HELGA BONES to yourself for 1 hour...?!
Question: What would you do?
Answers: What would you do?
talk to her and get to know her better.
Smack the fungus out her toes.
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Wash her mouth out with soap or whatever detergent was handy. And, call my pastor over to perform an exorcism.
Ask her if the bread's Helgas for 1 hour
Make her a nice cup of tea...............then watch how she chokes on a biscuit and upload it on Youtube
take her to the dentist..lol jk
stuff all the bible in her throat ,
look for an escape
hahahaaa
run and hide!!
send her food shopping for the family- I hate that job
Stamp on her head and also iron out her wrinkles with a nice HOT STEAMING iron =]