Poll: Should prisoners of war be forced to listen to Barry Manilow music non-sto!
Question: Or would this be considered worse then other forms of torture?
Answers: Or would this be considered worse then other forms of torture?
There are some things even CIA spooks won't do. Actually, that's not true. They tried the Manilow treatment, but their subjects just cracked and spewed useless word salad until a merciful slug in the back of the head shut them up for good. Ever since the so-called Low Blow Manilow Fiasco, we have endeavored to become kinder, gentler torturers. If water-boarding is good enough for Egypt, it's good enough for Gitmo.
they should have to watch Danny Noreiga's version of tainted love over and over and over
that and Jerry Lewis re-runs
Hey..I happen to like Manilow. If you want to make prisoners confess or break down...play Yoko Ono.
That would break even the strongest of spies, let alone the typical soldier.
I'd spill my guts for sure.
If it works, do it.
I like Barry!!!
I think they should have to listen to Yoko Ono.
That's torture!
EDIT
I see I'm not the only one he thinks Yoko sucks
Haha! Celine Dion is even more painful.
lol definately
you couldnt pay me to click that link hun
Pff. Barry Manilow becomes tolerable after a while. I say we subject them to every episode of Barney and Friends and Yo! Gabba Gabba ever created, put on full blast.
Good idea,may I suggest the Bells and Motley "Christmas Album"?They`re a Renaissance Faire "musical"duo.This would be for the hard to break prisoners.May lead to suicides.
jeez yes, copacabana would make anybody crack
yes. round em all up and put em in the copa cabana, and then let Barry write the songs that'll make the whole world cry for mercy.
It would probably be considered too cruel and inhumane. But I think it would work!!
That would be pretty rough. Have you seen Barry Manilow recently? He's had so many face lifts, his face is now located at the back of his head. Maybe, subjecting his picture repeatedly, would be even more tortuous.
I'll tell you everything I know before the first verse of Mandy is over......yeah, that is pretty rough!
Yes and exercise to Richard Simmons
It would work for me....but foreigners like them might actually like Barry! ...hahahaha!
I don't know - I actually like Barry Manilow. But - if you made be listen to some of the crap the musician want-a-bees put out now - I'd spill my guts for sure!!
No. They are war prisoners, but they are still human. Let them keep their sanity.