Worst pick up line ever heard?!
Question: Did you just break wind, because your blowing me away.
Answers: Did you just break wind, because your blowing me away.
Nice shoes. Let's fu&#.
if u were a booger i'd pick u first
do u eat frosted flakes? cuz you're grrrrreeeat
lol i love cheesy pick up lines
Can I have your phone number I forgot mine.
eat, work, sleep
Marry me
"Yo can I get your number"...yelling 10 feet away
"your dad must have been a thief because he stole the stars and put it on your eyes ..." .... wth ?
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
I know my eyes are cobalt blue, but since when are your breasts made of nickel?
It's nerdy and it's harassing. I'm ashamed to say I made it up myself (though proud to say I've never used it).
if you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
<3
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I was talking to this guy (friend) in math and he was telling me all these pick up lines and he told me....
There are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one?
I understood it but I don't think that body part is a bone, lol.
My your zipper is shiny...I can see myself in your pants!