What are some things you shouldn't say to?!
Question: someone you just had a one night stand with?
Answers: someone you just had a one night stand with?
"Thanks, now leave."
What was your name, again?
"Yep, definitely not as good as the guy last night"
how much i owe you or will you marry me
When i will see you again?
who the hell are you?
or same time next year?
See ya later.
are you still here?
call me tonight?
Do i kno u?
...? dont i kno u from somewhere? u seem familiar... ZOMG R U DA ONE THAT BURNED THE WAFFLES IN THE TOASTER?! ...No? oh... well... go away b 4 i get da nice flamethrower :D
give me your number. i will call you!!!maybe i wont call.lol thanks
ok well i guess il see you tomorrow maybe.....
is that it?
how much for your girlfriend to join?
do you give senior citizen discounts?
what about Birthday discounts?
did i mention Im waiting for the results of my HIV test?
I poked holes in the condoms!
OMG I didnt know you are my preachers wife!! Does he know you hook for extra cash?
Well, that totally sucked. You don't have much experience, do you? :P
Thank you for your time now be gone!!
whats your name again?
can i get something of yours for my "scrapbook"?
When you want to meet the parents?
haha... i dunno
OK...I think we're done here!
or
WOW! That last shot made you look a WHOLE lot better!
or
NO. Really...It's OK!
or
Should I leave money on the night stand?
Please don't speak, that's not what you were here for!
"Now how much do I owe you?"