What lies did your mother tell you?!
Question: What lies did your mother tell you!?
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Santa was real!!! Gosh, still gets me to this day! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that I shouldn't be affraid of growing up because its funWww@Enter-QA@Com
That everything will be OK~Www@Enter-QA@Com
-she is not going to market
-im 30 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-im 30 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you don't eat that the police will come and get you xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
mom says: 'Sarah, my plate was not piled that high with food'!.
sarah says: 'Mom, I know what I saw!. Dad saw it too'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sarah says: 'Mom, I know what I saw!. Dad saw it too'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you make that face, it's going to stick
When I asked 'What's that noise upstairs', my dad would tell me that it was the house settling!. Now that I have my own house (which is over 100 years old), I know that houses don't make that sound!!
I will say that most of the stuff my mom & dad told me, ended up being true!.!.!.even though I didn't think so at the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I asked 'What's that noise upstairs', my dad would tell me that it was the house settling!. Now that I have my own house (which is over 100 years old), I know that houses don't make that sound!!
I will say that most of the stuff my mom & dad told me, ended up being true!.!.!.even though I didn't think so at the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She told me that masturbation is a sin!.!.!.like that was gonna stop me, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I actually can't think of any lies my mom told me!. I am sure she did though!. She was pretty honest!. She told me how she used to smoke pot, and she used to drink in school, and she used to skip school all the time, she had sex before marriage!. But I still wasn't aloud to do any of that stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That if I didnt stop I would go blind!. I mean my eye sight is bad, but come on, im not blind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Other than the myths of Santa, etc she always gently told me the truth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Christianity!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She used to tell me, "It'll get easier!." It doesn't!. It just gets different!.
The MuseWww@Enter-QA@Com
The MuseWww@Enter-QA@Com
1+1= 2
You need to know that in life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You need to know that in life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That we weren't poor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Son too much sex will make you go blind and make your thing fall off!. So leave the girls alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I tell lies, my nose will grow longer and fall off!.
And till now that's never happened!. Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And till now that's never happened!. Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That my harassers just wanna be my friend!.
Knowing I know they don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knowing I know they don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If i ever stole Satan was going to take me away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i go to bed with wet hair i'll go blind !. it is a sin to waste food clean your plate there are children starving you should be lucky you have food!. clean the house before god hurts you!. it is not kissing a guy that gets you in trouble it is how you kiss him!. if you go out with wet hair you'll get sick!. this is all i can remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that when i had a scar and don't let her put some ointment in it, airplanes, mosquitos, submarines, and things like this will go out of the scar!. *thanks mom, i still believe in you!. -_-Www@Enter-QA@Com
That Santa doesn't exist
Lord knows why she wanted to hurt my feelings!. We all know that Santa exists!.
Oh and when I was 8 (forty years ago) I wanted a typewriter for Christmas and on Christmas Eve I asked Mum if I had got one and she looked very sad and said: No dear, I am sorry!. We couldn't afford it"
Anyway I woke up Xmas morning and sadly opened my unwrapped my biggest present and there was my first typewriter! I cried with happiness!.
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Lord knows why she wanted to hurt my feelings!. We all know that Santa exists!.
Oh and when I was 8 (forty years ago) I wanted a typewriter for Christmas and on Christmas Eve I asked Mum if I had got one and she looked very sad and said: No dear, I am sorry!. We couldn't afford it"
Anyway I woke up Xmas morning and sadly opened my unwrapped my biggest present and there was my first typewriter! I cried with happiness!.
I'm a professional writer nowWww@Enter-QA@Com