Survey..what's the best and/or worst pick-up lines you've ever heard?!
Question: Survey!.!.what's the best and/or worst pick-up lines you've ever heard!?
Answers:
He asked: If I follow you home will you let me in!?
My answer "If I throw a stick will you go away!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My answer "If I throw a stick will you go away!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the best pick up convo iv ever had was:
him: "My names Raol, can I buy you a drink!?"
me: "I already have one"
him: "Thats ok, can I buy you a porsche!?"
me: "I dont know!.!.!.can you!?"
i never did get that porsche but it was so forward and over the top I was too curious to turn him down lol!.
the worst is any variation of "hey baby, wanna!.!.!.(insert vulgar term for sex here)"
or anything that starts with "I have a girlfriend but!.!.!." or "you have beautiful eyes!.!.!.!."
heard it all before!.
try and be original gentlemen, it'll get you everywhere!. And if you compliment, find something she wont have heard a million times before, and dont make all the compliments about appearance!. "i love your laugh" and things like that tend to go down better than comments about racks, arses, legs and cliched eyes and smiles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
him: "My names Raol, can I buy you a drink!?"
me: "I already have one"
him: "Thats ok, can I buy you a porsche!?"
me: "I dont know!.!.!.can you!?"
i never did get that porsche but it was so forward and over the top I was too curious to turn him down lol!.
the worst is any variation of "hey baby, wanna!.!.!.(insert vulgar term for sex here)"
or anything that starts with "I have a girlfriend but!.!.!." or "you have beautiful eyes!.!.!.!."
heard it all before!.
try and be original gentlemen, it'll get you everywhere!. And if you compliment, find something she wont have heard a million times before, and dont make all the compliments about appearance!. "i love your laugh" and things like that tend to go down better than comments about racks, arses, legs and cliched eyes and smiles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This isn't really a pick up line- but it was the first thing I thought of and one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
A very shy friend of mine went out with a couple of us girls one night to a club!. We finally talked him into walking up to the girl he had been looking at!. He yelled above the music, "Do you want to dance!?" and she said NO! He quickly retorted, "I SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!" And walked back over to us like nothing had happened!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very shy friend of mine went out with a couple of us girls one night to a club!. We finally talked him into walking up to the girl he had been looking at!. He yelled above the music, "Do you want to dance!?" and she said NO! He quickly retorted, "I SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!" And walked back over to us like nothing had happened!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My brother used to use the the line, Hey girls wanna come back to my house and check my new sealy bed!.
That is the most lamest pick up line i have ever heard, but hey he got the girls in bed and now he has 11 kids to different girls and pays a lot of child support!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is the most lamest pick up line i have ever heard, but hey he got the girls in bed and now he has 11 kids to different girls and pays a lot of child support!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres some my friend used :
1!.if you were a car door id be banging you all night!
2!.if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put u and i together
3!.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!.
4!.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.if you were a car door id be banging you all night!
2!.if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put u and i together
3!.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!.
4!.Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
worst pick up line:
1!. I lost my phone number can i have yours
2!. someone call nasa u just shuttled my heart
3!. is it me or are u the prettiest thing since the invention of the light bulb!.
Best pick up line:
i saw u sitting at a resturant and would like to take u out for a real meal!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. I lost my phone number can i have yours
2!. someone call nasa u just shuttled my heart
3!. is it me or are u the prettiest thing since the invention of the light bulb!.
Best pick up line:
i saw u sitting at a resturant and would like to take u out for a real meal!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the worst- hey baby you know what would look good on you- me!!
LAME!!!!!!
the best- hi my name is- - and i would love to have the pleasure of your time and conversation! can i join you for a cup of coffee!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LAME!!!!!!
the best- hi my name is- - and i would love to have the pleasure of your time and conversation! can i join you for a cup of coffee!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is there a mirrow in those pants, cause I can see myself in them hahahaha that is the best and the worst in my opinionWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't know if this is the best or the worst:
do you want me to butter your muffin!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you want me to butter your muffin!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
you stupid dog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not sure whether it qualifies as best or worst, but!.!.!.
"Wanna get drunk!? !.!.!.or would you rather get eaten!?"
!.!.!.yep!. Classy stuff!.!.!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Wanna get drunk!? !.!.!.or would you rather get eaten!?"
!.!.!.yep!. Classy stuff!.!.!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your mother must be so beautiful because man your just a gorgeous women!!
nice
Worst:
Hey Shorty What Cho Name Is!. Can i get yo numba [Ive really had that one! maybe he was playing but he looked serious]Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice
Worst:
Hey Shorty What Cho Name Is!. Can i get yo numba [Ive really had that one! maybe he was playing but he looked serious]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get your coat you've pulled!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just get "Hey! Baby", really annoying!. !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
worst everrr:
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice shoes!.!.!.!. wanna boink!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
boys all over the wall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its nice fu(king weather!.!.!.!.want to!?Www@Enter-QA@Com