Poll tell your fav joke?!
Question: Poll tell your fav joke!?
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An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground!.
It turns out there's a genie in it so they each get one wish!.
The brunette says: "I miss my family, I wish i was home again!."
With a puff of smoke she disappeared!. The redhead wished for the same thing!.
There the blonde stood, all alone on the beach!. She started to cry and said "I wish my friends would come back"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It turns out there's a genie in it so they each get one wish!.
The brunette says: "I miss my family, I wish i was home again!."
With a puff of smoke she disappeared!. The redhead wished for the same thing!.
There the blonde stood, all alone on the beach!. She started to cry and said "I wish my friends would come back"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lifeguard was scolding one of the children for peeing in the pool!. The toddler's mother quickly intervened by telling the lifeguard that lots of children pee in the pool!. The lifeguard glared back at the woman and said, 'yeah, but off the diving board!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
there are two muffins sitting in an oven!. the one muffin goes "man, its hot in here!." the other one goes "AHHH!! a talking muffin!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're so fat that when you sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!
you're so stupid that you tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're so stupid that you tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when does snoop dogg cvarry an umbrella !? when its fo drizzle !
what does snoop dogg use to clean his white clothes!? Blee- ach (like bee-atch get it !?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
what does snoop dogg use to clean his white clothes!? Blee- ach (like bee-atch get it !?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one
But, Madonna doesn't have one
And, the Pope doesn't use his!. What is it!?
A last name (what were you thinking!?!!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com
But, Madonna doesn't have one
And, the Pope doesn't use his!. What is it!?
A last name (what were you thinking!?!!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com