I've lost my ars'e has anybody seen it?!
Question: I've lost my ars'e has anybody seen it!?
its big pink with some spots on it, answers to the name of "nigel" please please if you find it could you pop it into a jiffi bag and return it to me, dont worry i'll pay for the P&PWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you look down the loo!?!.!.!.lol
me and my csi buddies are on the case, thanx for the discription, my buddies are drawing a photofit as we speak!.!.
of course there will be no charge for return of this item, maybe just a cuppa and a biccy lol!.!.!.
dont fret, we will find it, its just a matter of time!.!.
we should talk incase someones holding it to randsom,!.!.csi detective shean and snook are the people in charge of your case!.!.
your crime ref number is HasAnYoNeSeEnNiGeLsArSe!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and my csi buddies are on the case, thanx for the discription, my buddies are drawing a photofit as we speak!.!.
of course there will be no charge for return of this item, maybe just a cuppa and a biccy lol!.!.!.
dont fret, we will find it, its just a matter of time!.!.
we should talk incase someones holding it to randsom,!.!.csi detective shean and snook are the people in charge of your case!.!.
your crime ref number is HasAnYoNeSeEnNiGeLsArSe!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
if you can't look after it you deserve not to have it back & what the hell were you thinking when you left it behind!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was shocked when you said you lost your ars'e!.!. because it follows you everywhere!.!. how could you miss that!.!. don't fall over you might land on your ******!.!.!. just wait till you find your ars'e firstWww@Enter-QA@Com
think its changed its name to piers and is workin with simon cowell on some reality show!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bit of a whiff off it though!.!.!.!.may have to return it special deliveryWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've seen a few ****'s walking around here but sorry none named Nigel but I'll keep lookingWww@Enter-QA@Com
lt's in the mail!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Please send me the $15 postal charges!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
l thought it had the measles!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please send me the $15 postal charges!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
l thought it had the measles!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i've just seen a ars'e hole, but it looked like it had been shot, it had a very big rusty bullet hole in it !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finders Keepers!!
I found it, and now using it for my own!
MWHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
I found it, and now using it for my own!
MWHAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's behinnnnnd youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Last seen in George Michael's hands ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry mate, it had a big crack in it so I threw it away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got my bow and arrow at the ready
If its around i'll get it
Might need a few stiches thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
If its around i'll get it
Might need a few stiches thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Look up!. Think it's on your head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think michael jackson knows where it is!.!.!.!? =/Www@Enter-QA@Com
you poor thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you laugh it off !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, looky there!. Right beside my mango!. I'll send it right off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com