What 3 things should you never say to a Judge?!
Question: What 3 things should you never say to a Judge!?
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You wearing clothes under that robe!.
I would like to order a burger and fries!.
I need to barrow your Hammer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would like to order a burger and fries!.
I need to barrow your Hammer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Did you really pass law school!?
2!. You must have been one of those teenagers who took pleasure in picking on little kids!.
3!. (after he says something) I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot!.
and just for fun:
Are you always this stupid!?
Can I borrow your fancy wig!?
I love the tough guy act, but you haven't got the full effect down yet, you should kill someone like I did!. Then you'll have it down perfectly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. You must have been one of those teenagers who took pleasure in picking on little kids!.
3!. (after he says something) I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot!.
and just for fun:
Are you always this stupid!?
Can I borrow your fancy wig!?
I love the tough guy act, but you haven't got the full effect down yet, you should kill someone like I did!. Then you'll have it down perfectly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Maybe!. (This is a word that should never be used in a courtroom, period!. Phrases of ambiguity never help a case!)
2!. Yo momma
3!. "No no no, you see, what had HAPPENED is!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Yo momma
3!. "No no no, you see, what had HAPPENED is!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Who died and made you boss!?
2) Can't we hurry this along!.!.!. you're keeping me from my drug deals!
3) Oh yeah, you really scare me in that dress you call a robe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Can't we hurry this along!.!.!. you're keeping me from my drug deals!
3) Oh yeah, you really scare me in that dress you call a robe!Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I get out I will (insert something bad) to your family
I am innocent you (insert something nasty)
And I'd do it again too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am innocent you (insert something nasty)
And I'd do it again too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Do you like donuts too!?
2) Are you just happy to see me or is that corn cob always shoved up your a**!?
3) I wasn't driving recklessly, I dropped my beer and had to pick it up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Are you just happy to see me or is that corn cob always shoved up your a**!?
3) I wasn't driving recklessly, I dropped my beer and had to pick it up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"It was like that when I got here"
"Let me see YOUR identification!"
"I will not swear anything to a court that crumples under the fist of our corrupt military-industrial complex"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Let me see YOUR identification!"
"I will not swear anything to a court that crumples under the fist of our corrupt military-industrial complex"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well Judge, I don't think he's guilty, because when I killed a guy I did things different, and his story just doesn't check out!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. So what if I did do it!.
2!. F*ck You B*tch!.
3!. I don't care what you think/say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. F*ck You B*tch!.
3!. I don't care what you think/say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. "You suck, Azzhole!!!"
2!. "Just because I slashed her throat does not mean I am the one who killed her!. She was still alive when I left!"
3!. "Oh YEAH!.!.!.I dare you to put me in jail!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. "Just because I slashed her throat does not mean I am the one who killed her!. She was still alive when I left!"
3!. "Oh YEAH!.!.!.I dare you to put me in jail!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's your fault, it's their fault, it's nobody's fault!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm Guilty"
"I deserve the death sentence"
"f you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I deserve the death sentence"
"f you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
'i've an asbo ,so it wasnt me!'
'didnt i see you at gay pride!?'
'you still owe me mate 20 quid for the speed'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'didnt i see you at gay pride!?'
'you still owe me mate 20 quid for the speed'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't realize it was illegal!.
I am guilty!.
I am going to burn down your house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am guilty!.
I am going to burn down your house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The officer is lying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kiss my a$$, kiss his a$$ and, kiss your a$$Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's with the dress, dude!? You're kinda fat!. How long is this gonna take!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
F*** You
What do you know about it!?
I don't have to do what you say!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you know about it!?
I don't have to do what you say!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I put out can I get out!?
I didn't mean to murder him, I just wanted to cut off his hand!
Argh so!. hung!. overrrr!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't mean to murder him, I just wanted to cut off his hand!
Argh so!. hung!. overrrr!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
F*ck
You
B*tchWww@Enter-QA@Com
You
B*tchWww@Enter-QA@Com
F*ck you
I did it!.
Put me on death rowWww@Enter-QA@Com
I did it!.
Put me on death rowWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think!.!.!.!.!.!.
I thought!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
If I were you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
If I were you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are wrong!. This is not your court!. Is it election time already!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I AM GUILTY!.!.!.!.!.
swear at him/her!.!.!.!.
and YOU ARE A LIARWww@Enter-QA@Com
swear at him/her!.!.!.!.
and YOU ARE A LIARWww@Enter-QA@Com
i slept with your husband
call me later
man your fat
from *****me ********Www@Enter-QA@Com
call me later
man your fat
from *****me ********Www@Enter-QA@Com
burp!. fart!. sneeze while farting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I did it"
"Are you f!.u!.c!.k!.i!.n!.g nuts-o!?"
"Nice wig(!)"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Are you f!.u!.c!.k!.i!.n!.g nuts-o!?"
"Nice wig(!)"Www@Enter-QA@Com